Star Wars: A New Jedi Chapter 8

 

Oh boy. We were in big trouble. Oh well, you don't have a lightsaber for nothing.

I pulled out my lightsaber and turned it on. I whirled around and threateningly held my lightsaber out. Luckily, C3PO was out of the way.

Luckily it was just a Storm Trooper and no one important. I wouldn't have liked to see Kylo Ren face to face for the second time today.

I slashed my lightsaber at the Storm Trooper, and he or she fell to the ground with a thud.

"Whew. Come on, C3PO, we gotta tell Luke that Kylo Ren is after us." I said, jumping out the door and onto the icy ground.

"I very much agree with you." C3PO said, jumping out along with me.

We ran through the snow, heading towards Luke and the group. And by group, I mean Princess Leia, Chewbacca, Han Solo, and R2D2.

"Kylo Ren is after us. I don't know how we got in there, but we did." I explained once we met up.

"We know. That's why we came." Luke said after catching his breath.

"We saw you get captured, and we tried to follow them, but we were pushed back by an army of Storm Troopers." Princess Leia said.

"How do I not remember that?" I asked.

"We don't know. Once we defeated all the Storm Troopers, you were already gone." Luke said.

"So how did C3PO end up with me?" I asked.

"It appears he got there before you woke up and got captured along with you." Princess Leia said.

"Okay, that makes sense. So one minute I'm shameful because I'm so hyped, and the next minute I'm being captured." I defined.

"Seems so." Princess Leia said.

"I just don't understand how Kylo Ren heard of me in the first place. Like, I know he appeared in my house, but that's no reason to go all out like he did." I said.

"You can't really trust anyone with a three-sided lightsaber and a mask and cloak." Luke said, shrugging.

He was right. Other than Darth Vader, most villains have a multiple-sided lightsaber. I know two in particular. And one is definitely Kylo Ren.

"We have to find Kylo Ren." I said.

"What if you get captured again?" Luke asked.

"I won't. Because you're all coming with me!" I said.

For the first time since I had gotten here, I heard a cheer.

And it was coming from my new friends.

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Star Wars: A New Jedi Chapter 7

 

My eyes slowly opened. My head was hurting, and I didn't know where I was. I shook off the pain and looked around. Huge circular window. Nightstand. Lightsaber on the nightstand. Hang on, my lightsaber!

I picked up my lightsaber and held it close. There was a door to my left. It wasn't even locked, and there were no bars. I wasn't being held prison, that's for sure.

I looked out the window and saw snow. Snow! I was still on Hoth! Thank goodness.

Suddenly, the door creaked open.

I instantaneously turned on my lightsaber and swung it at the door.

Then I realized I was doing that for nothing.

It was C3PO.

"Whoops! Sorry, C3PO. I guess I got a little out of control." I apologized as C3PO entered the room.

"That's quite alright. I can see why they call you a 'crazy person'." C3PO said.

"They don't call me that, it's just a feeling I get when I feel like I've done something incredibly wrong or crazy." I explained.

"I see. Then what shall I call you by?" C3PO asked.

"Bella would be fine." I replied.

C3PO nodded.

"So, where am I? I know I'm still on Hoth, but am I still in the base?" I asked.

"You are in a ship about to take off, miss." C3PO said.

"WHAT?! Wait, what KIND of ship!?" I shrieked.

"...Imperial..." C3PO said awkwardly.

"Oh no no no no! How'd that happen?!" I shrieked.

"I'm afraid it's not in my system memory." C3PO said.

I looked at the color of everything. It was all black and dark grey. Batman would like this.

"We gotta get out of here." I said, hopping out of the very uncomfortable bed.

"I'm afraid that's not an option. Storm Troopers are guarding the halls." C3PO said.

"Since WHEN do SHIPS have HALLS?!" I shrieked.

"Since 1000." C3PO said.

Man, this really is a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

"You're very CALM about this." I said, looking C3PO up and down.

"Should I have a different emotion? I have over 9,000 emotions saved in my hard drive." C3PO said.

"No no, calm is good. We don't need you going all high techie-techie." I said.

Then it hit me.

"How did you get past the Storm Troopers?" I asked.

"I took them out." C3PO said simply.

Seriously? This guy is serious?

"Then WHY did you say they're guarding the halls?!" I yelled.

"Because there are still some left. I only took out the ones that were in my way." C3PO said.

Suddenly, I heard engine noises. We were taking off.

"We're doomed." I said, covering my face with my hands.

"I hardly think we are doomed, I see Luke on his way along with some other friends. They appear to be all equipped and armed." C3PO said, looking out the window.

I suddenly got hopeful.

"WHERE'S THE COCKPIT?!" I yelled.

"In front." C3PO said.

"Thanks." I said sarcastically.

"You're welcome." C3PO replied.

This guy has no idea what's going on.

I pushed open the door and saw a Storm Trooper standing right in front of me.

"Oh boy. Here we go." I sighed.

I turned on my lightsaber and tackled the guy. Literally pinned him down to the floor and WHOM!

All that remained was a broken-down suit.

"I like the look of this plan!" I said, picking up the suit.

"You're going to brutally murder all the Storm Troopers in our path?" C3PO asked.

"No, silly. I was thinking more of undercover. Now I just need a helmet." I said.

A Storm Trooper started heading our way.

Great timing!!!

I jumped at the Storm Trooper and pinned him to the ground. I took off the mask and WHOM!

I put on the mask and sort-of-damaged suit.

"How do I look? Convincing?" I asked C3PO.

"Like a Storm Trooper." C3PO said.

"That's reassuring." I said, nodding.

I turned around to find a LOT of Storm Troopers in front of us.

I gulped.

"Where are you taking this prisoner?" One of the Storm Troopers asked me.

"This is a prisoner?" I asked, immediately thinking about C3PO.

"Yes, where are you taking him?" The Storm Trooper asked again.

"I'm taking him to the... um... to the um... prison." I said stupidly.

They are NEVER gonna buy that. Especially since that's a quote. They've HEARD the quote before. They can't fall for the same quote twice, can they?

"Let 'em through." The Storm Trooper said as the crowd split, letting us pass.

Wow, who knew that my love of quoting would come in handy!

I walked past with C3PO following closely behind me.

We kept walking until we reached the exit door. Luckily, the ship hadn't taken off completely yet, and we were only a couple feet from the ground.

I pushed open the door and motioned for C3PO to follow.

"FREEZE!" I suddenly heard.

I froze in shock.

We were caught.

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Star Wars: A New Jedi Chapter 6

 

Luke and I arrived at a room with a huge circular table in the middle. I'm guessing that's a hologram table. What's a hologram table, you ask? A table that shows holograms. The table isn't the hologram, silly.

Amidst all the other people in the room, I looked completely different. With my sparkly, sleeveless purple top with a pink kitty cat on it and my blue jeans, it's a huge difference in comparison to what everyone else was wearing.

To be honest, I looked kind of... average. To me, at least. I don't know how the others took it.

I started biting at my thumb's fingernail. I was nervous because I didn't know how all of this worked. I could end up saying something that sounded really stupid, or I might do something rash.

I laughed nervously when Luke looked over at me.

"You okay?" Luke asked.

"Oh, sure. I'm fine." I lied.

"Then let's get to it." Luke said.

"Sooooooo.... Anyone feel like trying to steal the plans for the Death Star... [breathe]... So that we can destroy it and then live happily ever after after that and... [breathe]... and stuff?" I said quickly yet casually.

Everyone looked at me like I was crazy. I was used to it right about now.

"I'm a crazy person." I muttered, covering my face with my hands.

I was waiting to be greeted to the sounds of "Yeah, you are" and "Maaaaaybe?", but all I heard was silence.

I put my hands down and took a deep breath.

"Hi, I'm Bella. I come from one of the planets in the Milky Way." I said calmly.

Silence.

I sighed. So much for first impressions.

"That's... um... a unique way to greet others..." Luke said, putting his arm around me.

"It's not unique, it's downright weird! If I can't stop Kylo Ren from destroying the Milky Way because I can't keep it under control..." I said, shaking my head.

Everyone looked like they felt sorry for me, but they said nothing.

So much for being a hero.

Suddenly, I heard beeping noises from the other room.

"Beep! Beep! Vrrrr!" They went.

There's only one droid I know of that has said that to me before.

Although I don't know what it means.

I'm not such a Know-It-All after all. I can't even communicate with R2D2 (which C3PO has clearly figured out how to do already).

There's only one way to save my reputation at this point. I excel in only that. Humor.

Although, I think I've run out of jokes right about now.

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Star Wars: A New Jedi Chapter 5

 

A few minutes later I found myself on Luke Skywalker's ship.

Man, have things escalated quickly.

I mean, first is the lightsaber, then comes Kylo Ren, then comes Luke Skywalker, C3PO, and R2D2, and then moments later I find myself here.

All in fifteen minutes.

Best fifteen minutes of my life so far.

I kept gazing out the window, though I was supposed to be talking to Luke.

"So, do you know anything about the Force, the Dark Side, the Death Star, or any other helpful information?" Luke asked.

"Oh, I know plenty. I know that Darth Vader is your father, the Force is the thing that binds the galaxy together, the Dark Side is a team full of bad guys and Storm Troopers led by Kylo Ren at this point, and the Death Star is the ultimate weapon with the power to destroy an entire planet." I explained, talking very quickly.

For the third time in a row today, Luke Skywalker just stared at me.

"Sorry, I guess I'm a Miss-Know-It-All when it comes to this kind off stuff." I said, shrugging.

"No, that's good. I think you're cut out for this." Luke assured me.

I smiled. At least I know who's giving me confidence.

"So, why do you need me again?" I asked.

"Oh, right. The Death Star is quickly being repaired with a new power, the power to destroy a galaxy this time." Luke said.

"That's awful!" I gasped.

"It is. And even worse, they're heading for the Milky Way." Luke said.

"Are the guys from the Dark Side lactose intolerant?" I asked.

"Yeah, why?" Luke said.

"Because then it would be pret-ty hard to get into the MILKY Way." I laughed.

"This isn't the time for humor. The name of the galaxy won't matter, because the galaxy itself will soon be gone." Luke said.

I nodded.

We arrived at the Rebels' base on the frozen planet of Hoth.

"Brr! I can feel the cold from inside of here!" I said, shivering.

"Well, the snow is a perfect disguise for the base, and besides, we don't have much of a choice since SOMEONE destroyed our last one." Luke said.

"Don't blame your own father. It won't end well." I said.

"I'm not blaming him, I'm just stating a fact." Luke said, shrugging.

I climbed out of the ship and into the cold. Brr! It was... well... cold.

"Are you sure this isn't the North Pole? Because I'm pretty sure I saw Santa and his reindeer over that way." I joked.

"It's Hoth. And who in the world is Santa?" Luke said.

"Um, some guy I know. Sort of. It's complicated." I said.

"That'd be a first for you. You're never complicated." Luke said sarcastically.

I rolled my eyes and sighed happily. I wasn't the ONLY one joking around.

I saw lots of different ships around. Sadly, none of them were boats. So much for getting a vacation cruise ship while I was here.

But, more importantly, they all looked the same.

To be honest, they look like Oreos (that's a joke if you watched the Star Wars special of Stampy's Building Time).

Sadly, no chocolate cookies or icing here.

I looked around and surveyed my surroundings.

All I can really think is:

HIGH-TECHIE-TECHIE.

There's like, hologram computers and actual holograms and all sorts of science fiction-y things.

"Ooh! I'm good with a keyboard! I could work on this all day!" I said, pressing some keys on a hologram computer.

Luke grabbed my hand and pulled it away from the computer.

"Yeeeaaaaahhhhhh. Please don't mess with that stuff, you'll accidentally email someone saying that we declare war on them." Luke said, letting go of my hand.

"Aw, bummer." I said.

I decided that I would at least use my lightsaber. It's not a crime to just turn it on for a second, is it?

I turned on my lightsaber and swung it around and around.

"Waitwaitwaitwaitwait. Don't use it here. Use it where it actually means something." Luke said, turning off my lightsaber.

Yeesh. Bossy.

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Star Wars: A New Jedi Chapter 4

 

Shivers were suddenly sent down my spine. Oh, forget shivers. CHILLS is the word I would use. Yes, chills, because it lasted longer than shivers.

Forget about the wording. I was in grave danger if this wasn't all fake (which it probably WASN'T fake).

I quickly yanked up my hand in a swinging motion, making Kylo Ren fall to the ground. Why? Because he missed me. Badly.

"I. Am. GOOD!" I said in shock, turning off the lightsaber.

I turned around to see Luke staring at me. Oh, did I do something wrong or something? Was I not supposed to do that?

"What?" I asked, confused.

"I didn't think you would be THIS brave...!" Luke said, continuing to stare at me.

"Heh, I'm not as brave as I look." I said, scratching the back of my head.

"Nope. You're MORE brave than you look." Luke said.

"All I did was swing upwards, and with the incoming speed Kylo Ren was using, that motion caused him to fall downwards." I explained.

Luke looked at me like I had lobsters crawling out of my ears.

"Was that complicated?" I asked.

"A little, yeah." Luke admitted.

Well, it's official. I am a total crazy person.

"Sorrrrrry." I apologized.

"It's no problem." Luke said, shrugging.

I looked back to the living room window. Damaged. With two droids peeking out of it. More specifically, C3PO and R2D2.

"You can come in. I don't really know what else to say to you two." I said, waving over in their direction.

Of course, R2D2 was the first to step inside. Brave little one, he is. What would you expect? The R2D2 from the movies is always brave, and definitely more brave than C3PO.

"So, why are you here? Are there others? Is there an explanation of why I had a real life LIGHTSABER in my CLOSET?!?!?!" I repeatedly asked, completely freaking out.

"Hey, whoa, WHOA! That's a lot of questions, even for you." Luke said, trying to calm me down.

"Sorry. I'll say it the less... Hyped way. Do you know what's going on?" I said after taking a deep breath.

"I think I do, but it's not something anyone will like." Luke said.

"Are we somewhat in danger?" I asked, knowing exactly what to ask first.

"How did you know?" Luke asked, his eyes now as big as saucers.

"Um, lucky guess. Let's just say I assumed that by your tone." I said, not really wanting to tell him that he's a movie star.

"I can tell by your educated guesses and knowledge of the Milky Way that you're exactly the one we need." Luke said, nodding.

"We? Who's we?" I asked.

"The Rebel Alliance." Luke simply said.

"The... Rebel Alliance... Needs... Me?!?!!??!" I shrieked, almost fainting.

Luke nodded.

"Where do I begin?" I asked, now determined to help.

"Follow me." Luke said, walking off as I followed closely behind.

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